Matt Capurro

Matt Capurro

Matt is a tall fellow who wears a diner jacket nicely. That's not a typo, it is a jacket you wear to diners. And before you go on judging him for going to diners, I'll have you know that there are some very nice and classy ones out there. He doesn't go to any of the nice and classy ones, but he could if he wanted to. He simply preferrs to class up any place that he walks into, and ensures that this is possible by only walking into the seediest rooms imaginable.