Greg Mescal
Do not play Toppers against Greg Mescall. You will lose. I don't care if you are Keith Johnstone, you will lose. Of course, I have yet to enter into battle with him myself, but I don't have high hopes. I have realistic hopes. Greg is the master of the one-liner that you never see coming. You simply don't expect it out of one who look (this is looks, mind you) so innocent. Greg also can pull off the very short hair look, which is something I can't seem to do, as well as looking good with facial hair, which I also can't seem to do. I do not hate Greg, those rumors were way overblown.