Daniel Conder
Daniel Conder is a slim dude who is slightly shorter than me. Despite being kicked around by the fates as of late, he still chooses to believe in determinism. In his youth, Daniel was traumatized by the mispronunciation of his last name, and subsequently hate all condors with a passion. Solid evidence is thin and sketchy (he is quite a bright fellow, after all) but there is at least anecdotal evidence that Daniel was involved with the California Condor's habitat destruction. But as I said: No solid evidence. Daniel's ability to mime work alone makes him a vital part of Comedy Kaze, even if he knows absolutely no songs by Simon and Garfunkel.